Criminal Associate

CRIMINAL ASSOCIATE: ARE YOU WEARING A FRICKIN’ WIRE?

ME: I prefer to think of it as “very targeted, unobtrusive podcasting.”

CRIMINAL ASSOCIATE: Are you live-tweeting us murdering you, you snitch?

ME: No. [drops phone in wet concrete around feet]

TRIVIA (continuity error): Character “ME” drops phone but without phone, tweet wouldn’t exist. [ Like | Report ]