happy new year

Happy New Year! According to our interpretation of the order in which the bog reclaimed the runes we scratched in the mud, it is now officially the following:

The Year of the Slowly Sinking
The Year of the Many Legged
The Year of the Miasma and the Closing Throat

If any of these are your sign: You have a prosperous year ahead for as long as you don’t think about it too much!

For everyone else: Better luck next year! We’ll see you back here among the tangled roots of the few trees that refuse to die here!