Link: http://robotman.cracked.com/2006/07/one_side_of_a_phone_call_with.php

"Hey, what’s up?

Ha! Seriously? Lost where?

You know all the streets out there are on a grid right? So long as you know which way is north, it's impossible to get lost.

You don't know which way is north. Ok fine. You’ve got a sextant right?

Check the trunk. No I’m serious. A lot of older cars have them."

Link: http://www.nedroid.com

Nedroid: discovered this evening and promptly ate up a good chunk of it as I looked through the comics archive. Be careful in there! Don't be under deadline for anything!

Link: http://www.miaminewtimes.com/Issues/1997-06-05/news/feature.html

"Captured on South Beach, Satan later escaped. His demons and the horrible Bloody Mary are now killing people. God has fled. Avenging angels hide out in the Everglades. And other tales from children in Dade's homeless shelters."

One of my all-time favorite feature article from back in 1997. Just got reminded of its existence again this week and thought I'd post it again.

Link: http://www.channel102.net/view.php?epid=133

The Crop Report with Timmy Canary and Bill Pullman: Bill Pullman was actually absent for this first-and-last episode of Crop Report, a gem of a film short that Channel 102 viewers were too stupid to turn into an ongoing series.

This is comedy solid gold and if it were available in bar form, you could store it in your bomb shelter for the coming apocalypse and sleep well at night knowing that when roaming dentists need to barter for filling material, you'll get all the best post-apocalyptic dental care you need for free.

Watching Scientology-related video online:

Tory Christman was a Scientologist for 30 years but she got over it and recorded this compelling video on someone's couch.

On the lighter side, there's the South Park episode that Tom Cruise got banned in the UK because it talked about stuff you're supposed to pay thousands of dollars to find out. Like about the volcano aliens.