Man, the internet is weird. Someone out there has to pretend to be a restaurant and they’re just trying to get people …
It sounds exciting when the scientists say they want to copy your brain to run a robot that they’re gonna send to another planet, but then the robot is out there in space having the adventures and you’re still on this dying meat planet, so whatevs. I don’t even care that they didn’t pick me.
You guys, we Americans are SO FAR BEHIND SCHEDULE for conquering Mars! [from Captain Ken vol. 1 by Osamu Tezuka]