“What yall’s didn’t know was that the ACTUAL Mark o’ the Beast is a blue verified checkmark on ya Twitter. Uh huh. You live tweet from them FEMA camps! See how that goes for ya!”

→ May 8, 2015

It sounds exciting when the scientists say they want to copy your brain to run a robot that they’re gonna send to another planet, but then the robot is out there in space having the adventures and you’re still on this dying meat planet, so whatevs. I don’t even care that they didn’t pick me.

→ May 4, 2015


Americans on Mars 1983

You guys, we Americans are SO FAR BEHIND SCHEDULE for conquering Mars! [from Captain Ken vol. 1 by Osamu Tezuka]