Criminal Associate

CRIMINAL ASSOCIATE: ARE YOU WEARING A FRICKIN’ WIRE? ME: I prefer to think of it as “very targeted, unobtrusive podcasting.” — CRIMINAL ASSOCIATE: Are you live-tweeting us murdering you, you snitch?ME: No. [drops phone in wet concrete around feet] — TRIVIA (continuity error): Character “ME” drops phone but without phone, …

→ March 23, 2015

One of my earliest Bandcamp purchases and still one of my favorites, as proved by the fact that every time I remember …

Dolph

A SKETCH Swedish action hero Dolph Lundgren walks into the human-sized entrance on the side of a large machine. There’s a rumbling …

Wandering the Aisles

In little-traveled corners of Bandcamp, you can find musicians carving out a musical niche that is dedicated to creating weird soundscapes under …

a photo of an apple, a mug reading Donut Savant, and some sunglasses

The Usual Savant

On the way into work this morning, I picked up some donuts from Donut Savant for my colleagues in the office. I …