do not dash your brains against the rocky shore of life
When life gives you lemons, focus on the lemons. Do not make eye contact with life. Do not try to comprehend how life is able to give you anything..
Makes you think…
In the same way that “milk and honey” are spiritually pure because they don’t harm the animals that produce them, a vampire’s kiss makes them one of the most.
the amateur sleuth
In the drawing room, the Colonel, the gardener, the butler, Widow Abscomb, Jenny Tulip, Hubert Gentle and the vicar sat patiently as Madame Whistlepot, amateur detective, paced over the.
ugh
heck yeah I’m into NFTs! NominatingFried GreenTomatoes for Oscars in the categories of Best Supporting Actress (for Jessica Tandy) and Best Adapted Screenplay I have to get these jokes.
no new stories plz
dear hollywood, I would like to see a prequel story for: > Little China before there was big trouble in it, when Egg Chen was still an egg >.
That Hellraiser Prequel We All Want
Al Gendry was your average artisan of occult artifacts. His whole life was going to hell… Al: More bills! Until he met… a hellraiser Pinhead: I would like you.
not the punchlines I remember
What is the difference between a sabertoothed tiger and a tuna fish sandwich? Well if you don’t know, I’m not putting you in charge of lunch orders. But I.
keep dialing, I’m reloading
Your call is important to us. We teach our children about your call… their imaginations light up, thinking about its possible content, about the vast stretches of quiet waiting.
Maybe the 2nd Most Dangerous Game
The millionaire pushed another shell into the side of his shotgun and used the barrel to indicate the open meadow in front of us. “And now it is time.
It’s Wednesday: The Hammered Man
It’s Wednesday and we all know what that means! We collect the bloody iron spikes scattered along the road and once again mourn the escape of the Hammered Man.