it’s in all the papers
Legislators have pushed forward a measure calling for all “little men in the garden” to stop “softly singing in the silver moonlight, calling to our bones, calling for them.
get the timing right
I put my last words on a cassette and rigged it into a loop so it could keep playing cause I wasn’t sure when I was going to die.
more giallo titles
My Knife is a Love LetterMurder is a Greenhouse and You Are the FlowerbedBlack Cat’s RegretAll the Colors Are BlackWhat the Rabbit Saw in Hell
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decentralized
We didn’t want to bother the aliens, so we peppered their planet with little translation drones designed to learn a single word of their language. Not a big burden,.
anyway, they caught us
Ever have such a good time with your bank robbing crew that when they set you in front of the safe, you just lean your head against its cold.
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First day in prison, you dig a deep pit, place spikes at the bottom, cover it with a tarp. They got leaves at the commissary you can buy on.
bustin’ makes me feel good
What an exorcist won’t tell you is that you can get rid of a ghost— any ghost, regardless of originating era— by “getting freaky” and for $4.99 you can.
you ever just feel like making up titles for Italian giallo movies that never existed?
Your Impure Heart Rests In My Leather Glove Cuckoo’s Nest in Razor Wire 18 Nails On a Window Sill A Butcher’s Apron for a Wedding Bed A Drowned Cat’s.