1. Picking a server
Whichever one you pick is wrong, so just… rip off the band-aid. Get it out of the way.
2. Finding people to follow
Don’t follow anyone. It’s a sign of weakness. As soon as you follow someone, they’ll fall on you like starving animals. An isolated account is a safe account.
3. Hashtags
I don’t know what those are and I refuse to learn.
4. The Reckoning
When the sun dims to a sickly orange and every living thing retreats into the mud, log off.