It’s Tuesday and we all know what that means! Time to gather the family and go down into the caverns as we do every week, drowning our worthless eyes in darkness, slipping into deep cold pools and gnashing cave fish with our brittle needle-like teeth. Fun for all! Except the fish! A pleasant day spent floating in the subterranean void, false stars of exertion exploding in our vision against the backdrop of the invisible cave walls, listening to the hum of the earth that will one day swallow us again.