Oh boy! Oh hoy balloo! It’s Friday and we all know what that means! Grab the kids and head on down to the cavern system with the jagged stalactite maw that opens in the hill by where the Yellow Bishop got lit on fire that one time.
Grab a torch ’cause it’s time to find the bat that shares your face! There’s millions of them whirling up there but this is the week! The week you’ll find your bat twin! If you find them, they have to take human form and move into your house for a whole week, leaving you free to dangle from the cave roof, eating fruit and bugs, slowly flapping your happy wing-cape!
Oh Friday! I’m going home to the darkness!