A Wild West robot theme park but some robots keep talking to you about candy bars you should try, and about new cars you can lease. The saloon’s piano player says a $50 tip in his hat will keep all conversations “era-appropriate, pardner.”
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“SKIP!” I shout in the crusty prospector’s face.
“Now, wait jus’ five more seconds there, son. What you gotta know about investing for retirement is… you gotta avoid unreasonable fees!”
“SKIP!” I scream into my rented cowboy hat.