[img 1 – A picture of a fancy pistolero in sequined finery]
THEM: kin shoot wings off bugs at 100 paces, each shot a timed Morse code compliment to a passin’ fancy lad or lass or both
[img 2 – A picture of a soaking wet gunslinger with drooping hat]
ME: bullets squeeze out mah pistol like toothpaste to the ground like phbhphbphb