I am the author of the Secrets Plucked From the Gods which raised us from Slug People and set Fire to our Inner Divinity, for which I have been Strapped to Time and Set Upon By Wolves Who Love to Dictate and Know How to Type When They’re Not Biting Biting Biting Me, AMA
[all responses typed out as spoken, all screaming noises my own and no reflection on my employer or the Gods my Enemies]