) Modify a peer’s grimoire so a complicated ritual now includes a step wherein the caster must convert their bones into a jelly. Good luck with the rest of the steps, you puddle-shaped fool!
) Remove the date Apr. 1 from this timestream, banishing it to a cold planet orbiting a dim star, a freezing planet of eternal japes and no living things. Renders all calendars useless as everyone awakes from their Mar. 31 slumber on Apr. 2.
) Put a plastic spider near somebody. Some people don’t like them. Funny!