BROKEN HEART ADVICE TIME with DRACULA

Dear Dracula,

My romantic partner has been offered a job that will take them far away, but I’m not at a point in my career where moving with them makes sense. Can long distance relationships ever work? Or should I convince them to turn the job down if they’re serious about us? Any advice?

yours,

BAD TIMING


Dear BT,

I don’t mean to sound like an exotic parrot, and I give this advice in my column¬†a lot,¬†but here’s what you should do: Spend some “me time” thinking things through yourself, somewhere without distractions. Ideally in a castle in Europe, hosted by a Count. I can have someone pick you up.

-D.