Character: The Person Who Thinks You’re Dumb For Talking About How The Forest Is Haunted

Sure, we may have strung a few twig dolls throughout the forest, but that doesn’t mean the forest is HAUNTED. Or EVIL.

It’s the ghosts. The forest is haunted ’cause of ghosts. Not twig dolls.

Duh.

Oh, and real quick, you’ll never make it out of these woods alive, you’ll be trapped in our dollies forever, okay GOODBYE.