You know what they say. In the Kingdom of the Blind, the one-eyed man always dances like nobody’s watching.
Unless the blind are doing that weird touch-y thing where they crowd around and try to hold his limbs while he moves, but it doesn’t work very well. No one has hands big enough to take in the entire choreography.
And I have no idea why the one-eyed man feels the need to don a costume for these dances. It’s wasted effort.
Next year, let’s not vacation in the Kingdom of the Blind.