Constructive Feedback

PR AGENT (slaps in VHS): Here’s what we’ve got!

[video: Handsome couple smiles, gives thumbs up.

Graphic: MUMMIES! They’re Just Like Us!*

announcer VFX (very rapid): “except they have fewer organs, smell like old rags, are highly flammable, are animated by dark forces, and have no appreciation for relic preservation.”]

PR AGENT: What do you think?

(Mummies look at each other across office table, then the air is suddenly thick with flying, flesh-rending beetles.)