PR AGENT (slaps in VHS): Here’s what we’ve got!
[video: Handsome couple smiles, gives thumbs up.Graphic: MUMMIES! They’re Just Like Us!*
announcer VFX (very rapid): “except they have fewer organs, smell like old rags, are highly flammable, are animated by dark forces, and have no appreciation for relic preservation.”]
PR AGENT: What do you think?
(Mummies look at each other across office table, then the air is suddenly thick with flying, flesh-rending beetles.)