distress signal

Hey there, hi there, ho there, this is your FAVORITE disk jockey, DJ Adrift-o on the comms and broadcasting to absolutely nobody and nothing. [long silence] The– the phone lines are open and we’re taking requests, so if you’re out there, let us know. Until then, we’re only playing the hits, so coming next is “Food supplies are low and so is morale” by The Crew of the FORMIC. Anybody… is anybody out there?