don’t bother to RSVP

There are certain character traits that’ll ensure that you stop getting invited to parties. Aggressive behavior. An inability to keep secrets. The unnerving ability to point to where memories exist, your finger pointing beyond time’s arrow in a direction our eyes can’t register, time flowing around you as if you were a stone in a river, directly at the past, wherever it went yet still is.

Keep doing that and your party invites are going to get “lost in the mail”… a lot.