[fresh meme delivery from witch social media circles]

What my coworkers think I do
[an illustration of a robed figure shrouded in lightning, flame-limned fingertips channeling terrifying power]

What my coven thinks I do
[an… image… but… of such inky depth… it’s hard to… there’s an endless depth here, a vertiginous plummeting distance. What’s down there? What’s coming UP AT US?!?]

What my kids think I do
[A person in a plastic 2D witch’s mask hands out candy at Halloween]