go jump in a lake

okay, yes, technically you can wish everyone you don’t like to the bottom of the lake and it works out for awhile, seeing them down there through the clear water from the safety of your boat, rowing fueled by spite, but you keep it up, the lake gets displaced

you’ve got flooding down the town’s main, people’s basements going damp, and eventually the lake’s surface is dotted with feet sticking out and then where are you

still angry and the lake’s full