health tips

) drink water, but not water what’s got stuff in it already, just the regular kind can’t look back at you

) dirt don’t hurt

) move your limbs and if you’re too tired, try and grow some new limbs instead ’cause limb growth’ll burn calories too

) affirmations: look into a mirror and say “At least I ain’t that sorry 2D em-effer.” Then high-five that flat bastard, it ain’t their fault they’s stuck in a mirror

) purge the unbelievers with fire and sharp stones

) be grateful #tips