In previous years, the wealthy and the fashionable could be seen about town with carrot-creatures on their shoulders, or having their shopping carried by cabbagekins.
Millennials flock through the air, a locust-like generation, devouring plant life as they find it… even the animated and friendly variety.
We’ve all heard the panicked cries of turnippins and Yam Folk as they were beset by millennials. Fences can’t keep them out and scarecrows are devoured as soon as made.
Nothing can save our animated veggie brethren. All is lost. Updates as news is available.