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I am in mythical shape, insofar as my body is a feared underworld upon which clothes may find themselves draped as penance for their sins.
Very thankful the local A.I. told us about the natural phenomenon of windblown pod seeds, ’cause seriously, otherwise I’d assume the knocking on the vault door was someone desperate to get in and not just some husks banging against the door in a random sequence.
Happy father’s day to all the life-bearing asteroids out there in space, striking planets and contaminating pristine systems with replicating organisms and whatnot.
Live the kind of life where authorities are compelled to check your stomach contents so they can be shocked to find a license plate.