MORNING AFFIRMATIONS (excerpts from my rejected inspirational manuscript)

Each free to a good home. Repeat as required daily:

I am strong. I am valued. The world will burn and I will learn to breathe ash.

The world acts through me and I act through the world. I am one with shadows and fate.

I am a person deserving of success. I will drink water. I will walk on two legs. I will maintain my form, all day, even when startled by earth fauna.