New Year’s Resolutions [draft – not for redistribution]

1) Become a “MegaCorp”

2) Invest heavily in I.C.E. for my mp3 collection

3) Shut down all deckers, vibrohacks, keytappers, neonjumpers and street ‘samurai’ via technology and ‘being sneaky’

4) Upgrade ‘RAM’ (whatever that is) so website ads go by quicker

5) Make hacking illegal. (Bribes?)

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