Our small town is currently under siege by a HAINT: so far 3 people turned to tar, 1 cow taught how to speak, much glass broken, TVs don’t work.

SEEKING: Haint Exorcist

No pay on offer at this time, but good exposure for an exorcist just starting out. We’ll have Jermald, whose mind was wiped blank with fear, hold a sign with your name on the entry path to town for a year (or as long as Jermald holds out, they ain’t looking good or eating regular) as FREE advertising.