RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER

1) Strip your ego from you and enter the Cave of Lost Hope holding nothing but faith

2) Solve the riddle of the Lizards Three, sisters who can taste fear, whose riddles kill kings

3) Help me put some antivirus stuff on my computer ’cause– and I don’t know why– I’m getting these rude pop-ups that I am NOT interested in

4) Oh, I don’t have a daughter. I just have computer problems, and a lizard problem

5) [an unintended image advertising a salacious service]