SO YOU THINK YOU’VE BEEN CURSED…

All of a sudden all the cups falling out of your hands? All of a sudden all the hair falling out of your head?

Oh boy oh goshum. You’ve got the “I’ve Been Cursed” blues, buddy.

“What can I do?” you might be saying all mumblety as your teeth fall out ’cause of the curse.

It’s easy. Just send me $19.99 and take that extra penny and bury it outside when the fog rolls up. Walk around it 17 times ’til you forget which way the coin was: heads up or down.

I’ll be giving $9.99 to the person who cursed you, plus a look like: “knock it off Jack”.

You’ll be fiddle-fit by mid-month, no problem! Hoozah!