SO YOU’VE OPENED A FORGOTTEN TOMB… WHAT NAMELESS HORROR DID YOU AWAKEN? (1d6)

  1. Something that looks like if snot was a ghost.
  2. A thing once human, preserved and— apparently— quite angry.
  3. A labor dispute ’cause you underpay the people who helped dig out the tomb and they know you’ve got deep pockets and no plans of sharing profits, you colonial jerk.
  4. Bats. Holding student loan bills. Overdue.
  5. Gary?! How’d he get in there? He’s not nameless… or a horror! Damn it, Gary, you were supposed to be watching the mules!
  6. So many germs. So… so many.