Tex’s Coffin Warehouse

Come on down to Tex’s Coffin Warehouse!

We got ALL kinds of coffins! Don’t believe us? Huh… well, how about we prove it then? Check THIS out!

Available now:

  • Mahogany
  • Pine
  • Chocolate
  • T*H*E* V*O*I*D
  • T*H*E* V*O*I*D (deluxe)
  • Flames on the Side (goes faster)
  • A bunch of birds glued together in a box shape
  • One bird glued to you then we toss you down a well
  • Tex’s personal coffin (’cause he ain’t ever gonna need it ’cause he ain’t never gonna DIE, darlin’!)
  • Redwood
  • Fern
  • Reverse Coffin (can’t be buried in it ’cause it already has a baby inside, hence the name)
  • And More!