THE DEPT OF MONSTER NAMES

AT THE DEPT OF MONSTER NAMES
A: Boss, there’s a monster in Loch Ness, and–
B: Loch Ness Monster. Bam!
A: …And that’s why you’re the boss!

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AT THE DEPT OF MONSTER NAMES
A: Boss, there’s a forest monster leaving tracks from its big feet–
B: Call ’em Bigfoot. BAM!
A: Amazing.

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AT THE DEPT OF MONSTER NAMES
A: Boss, there’s this Tibetan mountain ape?
B (cooking pasta): Is my spaghetti ready yet-y?
A: Yeti?
B: Huh?

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[originally posted on Twitter]