Okay, okay, I will be the White House Chief of Staff. But I have a few demands:
- Casual wardrobe
- I can wear mud (so long as it obscures my form sufficiently)
 - Can wear masks BUT DON’T HAVE TO
 
 - * All White House light bulbs must be unplugged to the point of flickering
 - Free-roaming wolves
 - One wolf in a cage (“The Secretary of the Interior”)
 - Most of my duties involve standing still in a corner, quiet, until noticed… and then it’s too late