the job is MINE

Okay, okay, I will be the White House Chief of Staff. But I have a few demands:

  • Casual wardrobe
    • I can wear mud (so long as it obscures my form sufficiently)
    • Can wear masks BUT DON’T HAVE TO
  • * All White House light bulbs must be unplugged to the point of flickering
  • Free-roaming wolves
  • One wolf in a cage (“The Secretary of the Interior”)
  • Most of my duties involve standing still in a corner, quiet, until noticed… and then it’s too late