| Things Sacrificed at the Ebony Altar (Because the Nice Altar is in the Shop) | What Happened |
| eye of newt | transformed a regular newt into a one-eyed newt with trust issues |
| an ancient tome, bristling with knowledge best forgotten | forgot all the knowledge |
| a receipt for the nice altar that, in hindsight, maybe I should have held on to ’cause I think I need it when I pick it up again from the shop | a being of smoke and fire appeared and put in their pocket |
| a mixtape of smooth jams | the smoke/fire creature realized I have a crush on it |