- Dry Gulch Sam, a mascot character with a giant foam head, who is tied to the well in the town’s center.
- Lamb, a lamb.
- The Bartender, who ignores all questions and never offers a name.
- Jacksonian Emmet, the “revenue-er” and his wagon of forms.
- Sheriff Able Goodpowder, who has moved her rocking chair into the graveyard outside of town where she sits, reading and waiting.
- A fish. In a bowl. With a knife.