Blue Humbugs – Noted for their pallor, their lack of interest in answering questions, and their trajectory: away from you as the universe expands

Howling Jerries – Technically the loudest of spirits, but an ear- or spirit-horn placed right up to their mouths is still required to hear them, and even if you’ve gone to that trouble, you’ll find that they don’t know anything. All they have are opinions. Who needs that? Avoid.

Big Doof – Under my bed and won’t come out, the big doof.

Fingy Glows – They touch y ou in the da rk wif dey FINGIES and you g et so scared you can’t t ype