[relatable memes stolen from monstrous social media circles]:
WHEN YOU WAKE UP COVERED IN BLOOD
[you, a GOD-fearing wretch] : oh no what have I done? will the curse ever set me free so I no longer warp into a bestial nightmare under the full moon? help me LORD
[me, a wise creature beyond GOD’s sight] : another fine sleep in my blood pool , the best investment i’ve ever made for my health