You didn’t get into one of the good wizard schools (Roll 1d6)

1) A rat wearing a band-aid cordially invites you to Larry’s Spell Hut Down By the Highway

2) An email invites you to Lovely Brides Magic Delivery Upon Deposit

3) Welcome to the Magic Wand Warehouse, we prosecute shoplifters

4) An acceptance letter to Codfrey’s College (Illuminated) won’t let go of your hand

5) Univ. of Arkon Plumbottom says: You’re in!

6) Your check bounced but with Discount Wizardz, you can pay us with eggs