SALE: Magic Wand (1-sided)

Warlocks and hedge-wizards, pot-stirring sorcerers of soups and stews, herb-ladies and curse staplers!

We have, steeply discounted, the world’s first safety magic wand. Ever noticed how with lost wands, while one end is pointing at your target, there’s another end always pointing at you? Risky!

No more, folks! With our new single-direction wands, every spell goes in the right direction! These wands remove all mystical ambiguity!

Order now and you’ll also receive a FREE scrying orb stand made of colored pressboard… like astronauts use!