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The gods asked us to build them a palace and to annually perform sacrifices such that the rivulets carved into the floor would run red and full, but what we found out is that the gods are so removed from our experience that they have no idea what blood actually is.
That’s why our temple floors are flooded with Mountain Dew Code Red(TM) and our crops have never been healthier!
FOOL THE VERY GODS IN THEIR HEAVENS WITH MOUNTAIN DEW!
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