Imagine, if you will, another world much like ours, but where the word for “murder” is “burger.”
“Detective, thank goodness you’re here… there’s been a burger!”
“Please have everyone gather in the study. Don’t let anyone leave.”
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The detective calmly smokes a pipe, staring into a fireplace. As everyone settles down, she turns. “Thank you all for joining us here. I’m afraid none of you may leave, because one of you… is a burgerer!”
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Pretty crazy, right? It’s enough to make Rod Serling puke.