BOO-berry pancakes

due to market forces we are forced to rebrand this account: we are now a recipe blog

today: BOO-berry pancakes

you will need:
a box of pancake mix
a source of clean water
to have passed beyond the veil of this life yet remain, to have become a shimmering curtain fueled by unfulfilled desire

1. knock that pancake mix box on the floor

2. open all the taps

3. Get the living to sense even an fraction of your quivering discontent by wailing and appearing during lightning strikes

serves 8