HALLOWEEN TIPS FOR FARMERS

1) Append the prefix blood- to all your crops for October! Bloodcorn! Bloodsoy! Bloodtatoes! [Please do not use this fun tip with rapeseed]

2) It’s the only month all year when it’s okay if your scarecrow comes to life! Maybe loosen its ropes a little!

3) If all your hens speak in one voice of the End Times, change up their feed mix. Roll back to grower feed ’til they settle.

4) Scythes! MORE SCYTHES!

5) Leave candy by the tractors. Do not look at the tractors.