cyber mondays, am I right?

Got the new StoMACH 2 installed at my neighborhood organic street surgery ’cause my job updating database tags to add “mood” descriptors to financial transactions had me feeling confident I’d be able to afford the patented StoMACH 2 vitamin slurry packets, like, forever, but even though I prepaid for a 5 year contract, their funding didn’t come through so the admins all moved to an undersea tax shelter, all orders cancelled and I can’t digest anything

how’s your Monday going?


Found out the translation plugin I got in my throat for this trip has been translating everything I say into a sales pitch for vitamin supplements because my payment for the paid version didn’t go through and the ad-supported freemium version got hacked by pharmaceutical unaffiliates, so…

How’s your Monday going?