“If you loved DNA, you’ll love new DNA 2! Everything you loved about DNA… and more!” said the wet creature slapping up against the lab’s bolted door.
Has this ever happened to you?
[a cell divides, then divides again]
oh noooo! Finally, there’s a better way!
[a creature with impossible limbs falls out of a tree onto a passing pedestrian]
It’s … DNA 2! All the DNA you’re used to… and some that you’re NOT!