apple a day keeps the doctor away
nothing can keep a dentist away
they can jettison their bones and slide through gaps in doors and windows no taller than a floss string
a series of mysteries set among ancient cave-dwelling peoples
The Foot in the Stew
Neanderthals Are Trouble
Why Blood on Rock
“We noticed you’ve got an ad-blocker,” they said, waking me up by sprinkling pristine empty candy bar wrappers on my face and across the surface of my warm duvet in the name of brand awareness.