Don’t Touch That, It’s Dirty: A Treasure Table You Shouldn’t Touch (1d6):

1) A golden goopbird’s pin feather
2) Intracranial coin purse
3) The Tongue Key
4) Bottle of elk bile labeled “98% pure”
5) Enok’s Skin Book of Skin Samples (unexpurgated)
6) Gem-eater’s bezoar (unripe)