They Don’t Serve What You Want. Here Drink This (1d6):

1) Lem’s Knuckle Gin
2) 18 Snake Wine Soda
3) Bandit Spit
4) Empty Glass Rental (hourly rates discounted)
5) The Luckiest Gull (sparkling)
6) A bottle marked Poison but we just reuse bottles, don’t worry so much