FIRST DAY IN HELL, AT FRONT DOOR

me: What’s this?

a devil: It’s just this board full of photos. We just need you to indicate which of them are store fronts.

me: They’re all blurry.

a devil: Yeah, but like… try.

me: Okay, but… okay, this one? Probably?

a devil: Keep going. We can’t let any robots into hell.

me: What

a robot devil: That one’s not a store front. Try again, dummy.